Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Help. Why am I so naked?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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