It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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