my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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