This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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