was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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