It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
