who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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