I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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