Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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