Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I have feelings that need drinking.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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