I must be too annoying 4 u.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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