You just made me feel so damn special
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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