belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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