people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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