who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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