he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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