Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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