Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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