So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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