i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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