I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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