Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I understand Curling. That high.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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