Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've created a new STD.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
i think my cat just said my name.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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