found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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