Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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