is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
hell yes lets make some ravioli
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
