Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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