I wish i was in the wii world.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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