i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
