it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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