I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize