Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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