well I can't set my house on fire every night
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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