Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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