no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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