Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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