Buhtt sex?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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