I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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