i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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