arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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