so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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