things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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