For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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