My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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