i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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