We're like a lot better than the average bears
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Even my vagina gasped.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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