u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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