question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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