if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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