My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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