Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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