No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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