took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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