wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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