Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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