in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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